I'm hungry .. like, all the time...

via jabolka, from nasturbate

wolfie5520:

smaugwithablog:

wwwgoodreads:

sqwhoretle:

turntechdestiel:

thepondseleven:

harry-p-ron-w:

amoying:

nasturbate:

marshtomping:

nasturbate:

(white girl voice) wait lemme go to the bathroom

are you saying only females of the white race urinate

yes

i am an asian female and i can back this up, i havent urinated since 1902

How old r u

17

*whispers* how long have you been 17

I know what you are

Say it.Say it out loud.

WILDCATS

This post went so many different directions.


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 523252 notes

ja-ll:

this is great


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 63893 notes

devileyedetective:

seriouslyamerica:

birdfishromance:

booasaur:

cellfangirl:

So to get to 51% of the electorate the Republicans are going to have to pull some votes from previously offended demographics.

the greatest part of yesterdays episode. now wheres the womens part?

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And that about sums it up.

JESSICA WILLIAMS IS EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DON’T LOVE HER YOU’RE WRONG.

Jessica Williams is one of my favorite people ever.


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 98593 notes

via bellwhat, from meladoodle

livelovehep:

sunalwaysshining:

meladoodle:

what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 302406 notes


via bellwhat, from nevillles

file under “movies to watch when feeling sad”


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 381965 notes

dylanshands:

dylan o’brien’s hands are a national treasure and must be protected at all costs


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 2191 notes

potatoandotherwise:

in math today my teacher asked what makes a number perfect and I said its dazzling personality and she almost kicked me out


1 week ago on 7 Apr, 14 | 394269 notes

stravaganza:

YOU GUYS HAVE THE SAME FACE


1 week ago on 6 Apr, 14 | 636173 notes

via jabolka, from xo-jeselaine
weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done
d o n e

weaklys:

cucumberkake:

That’s fucking ridiculous. No one should have to wait 458 days for their fucking LUGGAGE.

done

d o n e


2 weeks ago on 4 Apr, 14 | 397834 notes




sexy-vegan:

Whoa this is actually powerful

sexy-vegan:

Whoa this is actually powerful


2 weeks ago on 4 Apr, 14 | 179936 notes

"I already saw that on Tumblr."

— literally everything (via beccaliving)

2 weeks ago on 4 Apr, 14 | 432958 notes