resstless:

IF YOU EVER FEEL SAD JUST LOOK AT THIS FAKE SLAP 

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This actually helped.
Thank you, Tumblr <3

My dad is so sick, my mom is crying hysterically.. And I have no idea what to do..

saintlukas:

Madonna be like

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darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

straight-as-a-curly-fry:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

komlin:

livingonmusicals:

ok y’all 

how do i ask a boy out 

roses are red
violets are blue
guess what, my bed
has room for two

OH MY GOD NO

twinkle twinkle little star
we can do it in a car

STOP IT

row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
i can make you scream

I feel like the last one is verging dangerously into serial killer territory

staff:

rustandlead:

fearlesslarry:

koishy:

can we just talk about how this always ends up happening somehow

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I end up with 10+ tabs all the time

i end up with so many that they don’t even say tumblr they are just little squares.

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wtftimmy:

the devil exists

wtftimmy:

the devil exists

liquatic:

Me to the person cutting my hair

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Do you know the times when you’re just like … fuck. 

sebastian-stand:

dioburandou:

zolro:

I love it when Google Chrome screws up and they’re like “Fuck it here’s a tiny dinosaur pixel”

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NOOO WHY DOES NO ONE GET IT REMEMBER THE SCENE IN ‘MEET THE ROBINSONS’?

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GOOGLE CHROME SHOWS THAT LITTLE DINOSAUR PIXEL BECAUSE THEY CAN’T REACH THE WEBPAGE

peaceloveandbrittana:

toddlers are essentially just drunk college kids